Every person travelling abroad should know a few simple things: the whereabouts of their passport at all times, the location of their embassy, and how to say please, thank you, where is the bathroom and I’d like to order a

To be American means that it’s your inalienable right to visit a foreign country and get upset at the locals for not knowing English. If, for some reason, you wish to learn their strange tongue, bring along your iPod and…