Swear Box Trains You To Talk Like a Lady

Our mothers taught us not to curse, our teachers taught us not to curse, our elders taught us not to curse, yet somehow despite all that we still know how to cuss up a storm. Perhaps this Swear Box will finally set us on a straight path once and for all. Every time you swear, you are consciously bound to put a coin in the swear box. Popping in a coin will result in a 12 second tirade that is sure to make your head spin. The Swear Box retails for £7.95 and is suitable for ages 16 and up. If only they knew how young I was when I started !%#%^@.