USB Bouncer Keeps Intruders From Using Your Computer by Shouting at Them

By Chip Chick

November 7, 2007 at 12:00 am

doorman 2515 st USB Bouncer Keeps Intruders From Using Your Computer by Shouting at ThemForget security software like Anti-Spyware suites and firewalls, if you really want to keep intruders away from your computer, you need the USB terminator. The USB terminator is a personal bouncer for your computer. The USB terminator has a motion activated sensor in his jacket. If anyone should come near him, he’ll say one of the following 6 phrases. “”You’re not welcome here”, “Your name’s not down, you’re not comin’ in”, “You’re not comin’ anywhere near here lookin’ like that”, “Not today mate”, “Come over here if you think you’re hard enough”, ‘You’re cruisin’ for a bruisin”.  And for those of you who can’t get this bouncer, how sad is that? The USB Terminator retails for $59 and is both PC and Mac compatible.



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