Would you like a VEPTU phone? No, no I didn’t spell that wrong, I know, you think I’m saying VERTU… Well I’m not. So here we go again with that old saying that imitation is the best form of flattery. The VEPTU is a luxury mobile cell phone that looks awfully like the VERTU by Nokia. The company is based in China, gee what a shock. The VEPTU looks distinctly like the VERTU in design and is supposedly gold plated in 18 or 24 carat (I’m sure they mean carrots). There is even a model with diamonds. It has all the typical bells and whistles of any average cell phone these days but the one thing it does lack is the concierge service VERTU offers their customers. I guess a human is a little harder to imitate and package. Prices range from $215 to $650 according to their price list. If you get this, I know a great Rolex I could sell you too.