I’m not crazy about tattoos. Yes I’m very well aware that they are fashion statement, a statement of rebellion, or just a reminder of that night you got drunk. But anyway you shape it, I’m not crazy about them – they are so, eh, permanent?. So it startled me to come across the desire for someone to want to tattoo their teeth. Yes, you heard me – your teeth. A gentlemen by the name of Steve Heward who is a dental technician as well as a trained tattoo artist, will gladly paint on your crown a famous politician, artist or animal. Basically whatever you desire on your already expensive tooth. He claims to be tattooing teeth since the 80’s and it will take anywhere from 5 minutes to an hour depending on the artwork. It can easily be removed at the dentist’s office with a rubber grinding wheel. Well, atleast no laser is involved. Prices range from $75 to $500 and you will be sent a certificate with your crown to prove it’s a pedigree. I have to say, this is a whole different kind of toothfairy…