See even paper shredder’s need to be pretty these days. The 5 Sheet Crosscut Studio Shredder from Black and Decker makes your ugly gray or black one hide in shame from its lack of hipness. It’s 4″ space saving and slim design makes it easy to fit in anywhere. It also has little sliding feet to stabilize it so it doesn’t fall over when you cram it into a corner somewhere in your office. In addition it comes in the colors black and

There are tons of cellphone cases and bags but what about a literal verison of a telephone bag? Timmy Woods has designed the epitome of a phone bag which resembles an actual telephone, it’s called the Marilyn Phone.  Its design is circa the 1960s and sports a rotary dial, no less with red lips smack in the middle of it. The Marilyn Phone is named after Ms. Monroe herself and the best part is that it was featured in an episode of Sex and CIty donned by Carrie Bradshaw herself. You can easily put your cellphone in it and confuse people if your bag rings. I can see it now “Is that your bag ringing? “, “How do you answer it?” Oh, I could go on forever but I won’t.  So if you plan on running out to buy the DVD this week for the SATC movie you may consider honoring the fab four by sipping cosmos with the bag and dvd in hand. The Marilyn Phone retails for $375 but if you buy the DVD you can save 10% off the bag at the HBO store, where it’s retailing for $350.

I’m not sure if this is the stupiest thing I ever came across or the most genius. The FLABuLESS is pantyhose for your arms. Because you know we don’t have enough crap to put on before we go out the door. For those who kill themselves at the gym trying to tighten that flab under your arms which is aka the triceps. Then Jax & Jewels, the manufacturers of this ridiculous thing, suggests you get this. The arm hosiery, available in black and nude color will give you toned looking arms under your shirts but still won’t rescue you from tank tops unless you plan on wearing this under that too, which would be an interesting fashion statement. The best part is the price which is $65.75…you might as well keep going to the gym.

Not only did HP strut their stuff down the runway this year, so did Memorex. The Memorex miniMOVE Boombox for iPod was used in place of a real “purse” as an additional fashion accessory, which is fitting since it resembles one. This portable boombox can easily go with you anywhere just by grabbing its purse- like handle. It will work on AA batteries or AC/DC Power. In addition there is also a built in FM radio, backlit LCD display, and wireless remote. Grab one and go in either Pink, Black, Teal, or Silver. The miniMove retails for $49.99.

Last week we were drooling over the Vivienne Tam Digital Clutch Notebook that we just couldn’t wait to get our hands on! Well we didn’t have to wait too long. We had our chance to get up close and slightly personal with it last night. The pictures don’t do it justice and it really is even more beautiful in person. The peony design is striking but Vivienne is still putting the final touches on the keyboard, that we were not allowed to see. Its anticipated release will coincide with the Chinese New Year in January ‘09 and it will be affordable according to HP. We can’t wait!

I’m so glad to finally see that a company has taken an intiative to actually design some women friendly and security friendly laptop sleeves. I say BRAVO! it’s about time. Why should all laptop cases, bags, and sleeves look like big black ugly things with no style at all even if its security checkpoint friendly. These neoprene sleeves are not only nice, but they can also be turned inside out to form a different design. It’s like getting two sleeves for the price of one.  The Security Friendly sleeves come in a wide range of colors and different sizes and even support the MacBook Air. Prices range from $18.89 all the way up to $49.99.

Its always nice to see unlikely companies join together to make something unique. Vestalife which is famous for the ladybug iPod dock has joined forces with Element Skateboards to make Limited Edition Ladybugs. For those not familiar with the Vestalife Ladybug, it was launched last  year to much fan fair and has a built in subwoofer and soft-touch finishes. The most unique aspect is when the speakers open up to reveal the dock it gives the effect of wings spreading and when closed it resembles a ladybug. There will be two versions available one in Blue the other Black. The Limited Edition Blue Ladybug has a paisely design and the Limited Edition Black one has a skull and cross bones. Both will retail for $124.95 at the Vestashop. Element Skateboards is famous for their edgy designs that are marketed to the skateboard community and they certainly illustrated some serious talent in designing these limited edition ladybugs. Besides the ones available for sale through Vestlife, there are also several artist rendered ones that aren’t for sale that are surely worth taking a look at too on the site.

Now that Rock Band 2 is out, that means its time to reunite the band. The best way to enjoy the game is to have all your bandmates in one place but what that means is some may have to lug their own gear. Well if you are the band’s drummer, it would have been tougher for you to carry your drum kit around but not anymore. Available for pre-order at ebgames. There is the X-Box 360 Rock Band Portable Drum Kit.
The portable drum kit is basically the drums without the stand. The drumheads can be placed on any flat surface to pound away on. There is also a kick drum foot pedal as well as noise reduced drum sticks. You won’t take up any space at your friends house and you can easily pack this baby up and leave when your done jamming. $59.99 is a small price to pay to save your back from schlepping heaving equipment.

The Retro Cube Stereo Speaker and Mood Light is the perfect item for someone who loved rubik’s cube as a kid and just could never let go. Now you can still remember it fondly without having to wrack your brain trying to solve the brainbuster. The device has 27 multicolored LEDs that change color and beat to the music. It can also play independently with just demo modes. The Retro Cube Stereo Speaker and Mood Light requires 3 AAA to operate and retails for $49.99 at perpetualkid.

Just like us; the CIA, FBI, and Secret Service need some place to go to post images of themselves getting drunk or making funny comments on someone’s wall about the terrorist they just arrested. Facebook isn’t good enough for them, so the gov’t has gone ahead and created their own exclusive social network called A-Space. A-Space will be launching on the classified Joint Worldwide Intelligence Communications System on September 22. “A-Space analysts will have access to all information at the highest classification level that is accessible through the collaboration environment. They will be able to access data from six data sources from different agencies, including the National Security Agency, State Department and Defense Intelligence Agency. Officials expect to add more datasets by January” Agents will be able to create personal profiles, share widgets, RSS feeds, and just like Facebook post comments on other people’s profiles.  The eye in the sky just keeps getting bigger and bigger…..

Really? Hello Kitty..didn’t you get the memo that the economy is in the crapper. So why would you go ahead and make yourself 18K gold?! Yes you read that right 18K gold, right down to its little pink bow.  This little adornment will dangle from your phone and cost you $599. I pity the person who loses the phone with this thing attached to even if you can afford it.

We here at Chip Chick are big fans of U.B. Funkeys so when we stumbled on these items while browsing Target on-line we were surprised to find U.B. Funkeys looking a bit different than we are used to. Exclusively at Target, the Emerson Funkeys USB Flash Drive looks like the original Funkey from the 1st series that was released a year ago, but in this version its head can be removed to reveal a flash drive with USB connector. Sadly there are no details on how much capacity this thing holds. However it will retail for $19.99. Another U.B. Funkey similar device that caught our eye was the Emerson Funkeys Computer Speakers. This too replicates a U.B. funkey from the 1st series release and retails for $19.99. As much as we love our Funkeys and would want them all over our home I smell a lawsuit…

Update: It turns out these cute little guys are totally legit. They will be available this fall through a partnership between Mattel and Emerson Electronics. The USB drive will be available in a 1GB capacity. Check out the new images below.

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