Control Your Own Dubious Electronic Attorney with My Pet Lawyer

There is a common conception that lawyers are evil. We’re not going to disagree. But what if you could own one and control it like it was your pet? That is the concept behind My Pet Lawyer. This little evil dude is your own personal lawyer that you can control via remote control. If only the living ones were so maneuverable! My Pet Lawyer comes with 9 pre-recorded messages, separate controls for “laugh” and ”growl”, and a custom Record feature for recording your own catchy lawyer phrases. Alternatively you could buy an entire firm a-la the My Pet Lawyer 6-pack and even have two of them argue back and forth with one another. My Pet Lawyer retails for $34.99, crushing victim included.