Hi-Tech Breast Enlarger Enhancer Massager System Promises to Uplift

The Breast Enlarger Enhancer Massager System is described as being a device that is ideal for women who “want to own firm and plump busts”. It supposedly uses a sophisticated microcomputer that electronically stimulates tissues expansion and lean muscle toning. “It can strengthen and tighten the muscles that control the look of the bust and dramatically increase bust size.” – thus increasing breast size and form by promoting growth of the tissue. It also promises to soften the epidermal tissue, which results in smoother and more tender skin.

So from what we’re gathering, the concept is that you electrocute your breasts in the hope that they get bigger. Anyone care to try this out for $18.69? It’s certainly cheaper than a wonder bra.