Eye Slack Haruka Makes You Look Young and Stupid All at Once

It’s a good thing this treatment only takes 3 minutes a day – you should be able to sneak off somewhere private so no one can see you actually wearing it. The Eye Slack Haruka gives the area under your eyes a 3 minute massage and gentle heating session to help combat those dreaded bags under your eyes, making you look a little younger at the cost of a little dignity. Is that a price worth paying? I’ll leave it up to you to decide.

The device itself weighs only 1.1 ounces, so you’ll barely notice you’re wearing it. Just don’t look in a mirror, at least until you’re done and you can marvel at how un-baggy your eyes are. Dignity isn’t the only price you’ll be paying for this beauty miracle worker, though. The Eye Slack Haruka comes in at a weighty $132, plus $20 for shipping.