Fortunately, you won’t be treated to that god-awful sound if you leave this phone off the hook for too long. Off the Hook is a shower head for hand showers that looks like a bright red old-fashioned handset telephone. And yes, in case you were wondering, we are at the point where we need to start calling handset telephones old fashioned.
I was going to make a joke about this old-school handset washing all that brain cancer-causing radiation from your smartphone out of your hair and body, but that cancer myth has seemingly been debunked. You should be able to wash off all the weird ear sweat you get when you talk on your phone for too long, though, so that’s something. No word on pricing yet for Off the Hook, but online retailer Just Mustard says it’s coming soon.