Be Very Afraid of the Evangelion EVA-01 Beast Alarm Clock
Well, if traditional alarm clocks don’t get you up in the morning, you could always give this a shot. The Evangelion EVA-01 Test Type The Beast Alarm Clock sticks a replica of the head of EVA Unity 1 from the Neon Genesis Evangelion anime series right in your bedroom, to greet you along with the rising sun. If that face doesn’t wake you up, the fact that it moves around certainly will.
The clock also features 33 seconds of dialogue from the series recorded by the original voice actors. The description doesn’t specify what those lines are, but if they’re representative of the series, you’ll be able to wake up to the soothing sounds of pre-teen angst right along with your giant moving robot head.
The Evangelion EVA-01 Test Type The Beast Alarm Clock won’t ship until late October, but if you’re a fan of the old anime classic, you can preorder now for the giant mech-sized price of $385, plus $41 for shipping.