Don’t Open This Umbrella Around Any Cops



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Do you love causing mass hysteria in public? No? Oh, OK. Well, I mean – just don’t knock it until you’ve tried it, you know?

This stunningly ill-conceived umbrella – the Howdah Pistol Foldable Umbrella – is virtually unusable in daily life, unless your answer to the first question posed above was “yes.” Brilliantly, the umbrella is opened by pulling the trigger on what could be mistaken for a rifle at long distances. Let that one gestate for a few seconds.

But, as an added bonus, you’ll get a travel bag for the umbrella that leaves the gun handle exposed, making it looking even more like you’re toting around a rifle while out and about. And, if there’s one thing people love, it’s seeing someone walking around with what could be a weapon during a dark and stormy night.

Now, most people will decide that the novelty of pulling a trigger to open an umbrella probably isn’t worth a run-in with the cops. But, if you’re particularly trigger-happy, you can arm yourself with this winner for $25 off Brando.



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