These Fortune Cookies Are Too Smart For Homer Simpson

Published on October 18th, 2012 | by Chance Kinney in Home

If Homer couldn’t handle the one below, he definitely wouldn’t be able to handle the real talk dispensed by these holiday fortune cookies.

The tongue-in-cheek Super Accurate Fortune Cookies are festive-colored dispensers of common holiday observations and/or lamentations. They usually aren’t much in the way of fortunes, but the accurate part might resonate with you depending on who you are. The best part might actually be the fact that these are flavored fortune cookies – mint and strawberry for the Christmas versions and blueberry and coconut for the Hanukkah versions, along with corresponding colors.

You can end your holiday meal in the classiest way possible with these bits of holiday cheer, available now for about $9 for a box of 10.

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