Don't Worry Ladies, Your Butt Will Always Smell Fresh in These Panties
Japan Trend Shop’s latest gem is this pair of Deoest Women’s Odor Eliminating Underwear. The name is self-explanatory enough, I guess – the description says 95 percent of odors are killed, with 80 percent of odors knocked out in the first 30 seconds. I have no idea where those numbers are coming from, and I’m 63 percent sure someone made them up on the spot, unless there’s some ultra-precise measurement of butt-smells that I’m not familiar with. That, and the 30 seconds thing confuses me a little, because 30 seconds is more than enough time for any escaped odors to have their undesired social effect.
Anyway, they should kill most odors coming out the back end. I think? I don’t know, and there’s no sort of explanation as to how these work, just that they’re guaranteed to work up to and beyond 100 washes. You can buy a pair for an inconceivable $67, with $13 more tacked on for shipping. And don’t forget, these prevent smells, not sounds.