Don’t Worry Ladies, Your Butt Will Always Smell Fresh in These Panties



deoest women underwear anti odor japan 1 Dont Worry Ladies, Your Butt Will Always Smell Fresh in These Panties



Every time, I think I’ve seen the most bizarre thing that could possibly come out of this site, and every time, I’m promptly and emphatically proven wrong.

Japan Trend Shop’s latest gem is this pair of Deoest Women’s Odor Eliminating Underwear. The name is self-explanatory enough, I guess – the description says 95 percent of odors are killed, with 80 percent of odors knocked out in the first 30 seconds. I have no idea where those numbers are coming from, and I’m 63 percent sure someone made them up on the spot, unless there’s some ultra-precise measurement of butt-smells that I’m not familiar with. That, and the 30 seconds thing confuses me a little, because 30 seconds is more than enough time for any escaped odors to have their undesired social effect.

Anyway, they should kill most odors coming out the back end. I think? I don’t know, and there’s no sort of explanation as to how these work, just that they’re guaranteed to work up to and beyond 100 washes. You can buy a pair for an inconceivable $67, with $13 more tacked on for shipping. And don’t forget, these prevent smells, not sounds.

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