Ask Me About This Zombie T-Shirt and You Might Piss Your Pants

p6051_column_grid_12If you see someone wearing one of these T-shirts on the street, just, maybe don’t ask. I don’t know what’s going to happen, and I don’t know if you’re going to like it.

This trio of ‘Ask Me About…’ T-shirts feature hidden surprises for those who do inquire – the wearer will flip the T-shirt up over their head, and there it is! Ask, and you shall receive. Of course, that’s a lot of pressure you’re putting on yourself if you decide to be the one who dons one of these T-shirts. You’re committing yourself to putting on a show, probably in public, if you get asked.


You have to be ready for someone to call your bluff. Or, I guess you could just make up a story about your pet T-rex/ninja/zombie, if you get stage fright. Everyone has one of those, right?

The shirts are all selling on Firebox now for just north of $30. Prepare your best menacing noises now.

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