NSFW: Stronic Takes the Vibe Out of the Vibrator



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The event for the Stronic was held in NYC’s Museum of Sex. An exhibit showed pandas. We all love pandas, right?


It sounds like a bad knock knock joke: What do you call a vibrator that’s not a vibrator? Answer- a washing machine? Well, no.

It’s hard to forgo crudeness when addressing the sex toy market, but rather than go ultra conservative and call everything ‘adult products’ or worse, ‘Female toys,’  I’ll call them what they are and you can leave your blushes at home. Trust me, that’s as adult as this is going to get.

There are two models, the Stronic Eins and the Stronic Zwei (hey the creators are German, OK?) which leaves me to believes that Drei, Vier and Fünf might be forthcoming. Get a toy, learn a language, right?

There’s probably the germ of an idea there that could really do with being looked at. Remember, some people respond very well to positive stimulation, and a pleasurable language tool- think Rosetta Moan- might be just the thing. The two varieties allow for both men and women to get enjoyment from it.

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A wooden exhibit at NYC’s Museum of Sex

The key difference between the Stronic and any SATC Rabbit you have lurking around is all in the mechanism. A vibrator buzzes. Beep, Beep, blah- generally by utilizing a turbine motor. The Stronic uses ‘sonic technology’ which translates to it NOT buzzing.

It converts magnetic force fields into kinetic energy, which means that It moves, gyrates, thrusts: it’s basically a carousel in dildo form. The Stronic is slightly weighted so it exerts a certain pressure on your ladybits. Formwise, it look like every other Pleasure Chest / Coco de Mer product, and is similar size wise. Extra techie additions allow it to be 100% waterproof and it has a neat Click ‘n Charge magnetic charging stand.



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Fun Fact: Part of an Audi engine is called the S-Tronic

Stronic is made by Fun Factory who promise that “The innovative motor technology, in which solid metal moves in a hollow body, produces a pulsating, deep and thrusting rhythm.” However, they are still selling their non-pulsator toys, so I guess we’ll wait and see if this has mass adoption.

Made from medical grade silicon, the Stronic can run from 2-4 hours on one charge and retails for  $199. Enjoy!

 



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  • dude

    Drei has already been announced. Way to do your research.

  • Zara

    The Drei is not available in the USA yet.