This week in sad things, we have the Hizamakura Lap Pillow Mini Skirt, which is – well, I guess it’s pretty self-explanatory, isn’t it?
The pillow is made of foam, and is in the shape of a woman’s lap when kneeling, with a red skirt that is about as short as you would figure it would be on a pillow like this. So, if you haven’t gotten a good night’s sleep since you were six, you’ve finally found your surrogate for mom’s lap. Which, hey, whatever helps you get some quality shut-eye, I guess.
The Hizamakura Lap Pillow Mini Skirt, which will absolutely no doubt end up being spotted on a subway someday, is coming off Japan Trend Shop for $50, plus $28 to ship those shapely legs to your doorstep. Once they get there, what happens after that is your business. We can only imagine if the lap pillow and husband pillow got together…