Grilled Cheesus is a Melty Delicious Miracle



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Yup. It’s a grilled cheese sandwich maker, which emblazons the face of Jesus on the bread, and which is also named after an episode of Glee. My capacity to be surprised further declines.

Someone get the Weekly World News back in print ASAP, because they’re going to have their hands full with the deluge of forthcoming miracles once this thing starts rising off shelves. And you know, this is big news. We haven’t seen holiness monetized this effectively since the church stopped selling indulgences back in the 1500s. Chew on that cheesy goodness, Pope Pius V.

But, I don’t know. Most everyone has at least one thing in their home (oven, toaster oven, microwave, stovetop, fireplace, Bunsen burner) that they can use to make grilled cheese sandwiches. Do we really need another thing just to make grilled cheese sandwiches, and nothing else? Well, I guess that depends. If the sandwich reappears on my plate three days after I wolf it down, I’m all for it.



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Are you ready for a miracle? Because this shining example of almighty consumerism can grace your place for just $40. Grilled Cheesus – obviously the Christmas gift to beat this year in the early going.