Finally, after all these years of yelling cheese at cameras, someone is actually going to give you what you want. Someone has finally listened.
Your pleas for cheese will no longer fall on deaf ears thanks to the Say Cheese Instant Slicer. Within the hybrid Polaroid-Instagram trappings of that which looks like an instant camera is a slicer that will hack your block of cheddar into neat, sandwich-friendly slices. You won’t even have to shake the slices, and the only filter you’ll need will be your condiment of choice.
The Say Cheese Instant Slicer has arrived on GamaGo, and is selling for $10.