In case you hadn’t heard, Robocop is marching his way back into theaters next month, ready to save dystopian future Detroit once again, although he’d probably do just as well in dystopian present-day Detroit.
Regrettably, you won’t be able to get your own bronze Robocop statue, which still might actually get erected somewhere in Detroit this year. Here’s your consolation prize: the Robocup. It’s ceramic, with Robocop mean mugging everyone else around you while dishing out hot justice to anyone too impatient to let their coffee or tea cool a little before drinking. No LED lights on the visor, though, which is just a shame.