ThinkGeek Kicks Off 2014 With Some New Necessities

149f_tactical_laser_guided_pizza_cutterThinkGeek is getting the new year started off right, with tons of new junk you never knew you needed.

The first item up is one that everyone surely needs, because no one has a perfect pizza hand when it comes to carving up slices. Achieve elusive uniformity when serving pizza with the Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter. No more awkward zig-zags, and no more one-inch-wide pizza slices that no one wants. This is a pizza cutter with a laser flashlight mounted on top, which will light up the path that the blade is taking. No more guesswork, which never, ever works. We now live in a world where no one has to suffer through the tiny slice.


ThinkGeek is also selling a new Building Brick Light Switch Plate. They don’t just call it a LEGO light switch plate because it actually works with a variety of blocks – LEGO, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, KRE-O, and K’NEX. Also, not officially licensed. Anyway, that’s a lot of material to draw from to create your very own light switch. I recommend rigging up an elaborate contraption to enable you to turn off your lights from bed.

The Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter, which is truly a gift, is selling for $20 on ThinkGeek, with the Building Brick Light Switch Plate coming in at $10.


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