The first item up is one that everyone surely needs, because no one has a perfect pizza hand when it comes to carving up slices. Achieve elusive uniformity when serving pizza with the Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter. No more awkward zig-zags, and no more one-inch-wide pizza slices that no one wants. This is a pizza cutter with a laser flashlight mounted on top, which will light up the path that the blade is taking. No more guesswork, which never, ever works. We now live in a world where no one has to suffer through the tiny slice.
ThinkGeek is also selling a new Building Brick Light Switch Plate. They don’t just call it a LEGO light switch plate because it actually works with a variety of blocks – LEGO, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, KRE-O, and K’NEX. Also, not officially licensed. Anyway, that’s a lot of material to draw from to create your very own light switch. I recommend rigging up an elaborate contraption to enable you to turn off your lights from bed.