If we’re looking for the best geeky swimsuits to wear this summer, it’d be illogical not to include these. ThinkGeek has just gotten in a whole line of Trekini Swimwear, which funny enough doesn’t actually include any bikinis. Fine by us — get a Starfleet insignia on there, and we don’t care too much about the form.
The Trekini Swimwear line has a little something for everyone. The whole line is based on Star Trek: The Next Generation, starting off with one-pieces patterned after the Starfleet uniforms and their sweet two-tone color on black look. Looks like you can choose from command, engineering, and medical — choose according to your skills as a lifeguard. Worth noting, again, that these are based on The Next Generation — wearing the red one is perfectly safe.
Deanna Troi’s long-sleeved purple top has been turned into a swim shirt for the more sunburn-conscious (another logical choice). The cover-up romper is perhaps a more original invention, but it’s got the insignia, so we’ll rubber stamp it. Looks handy for avoiding the chills after climbing out of the pool.