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This Whisky Glass With a Bullet Lodged in It is Too Noir for This World

Yes, that’s a real 0.308 calibre bullet in the side of this whisky glass.

Most people think drinking whisky neat from a glass is hard enough, but maybe you’re still not secure enough in your world-weariness. Maybe you need that extra edge that the liquor just can’t provide. Now you can get that edge by drinking whisky from a glass that has a bullet lodged in the side of it.

I guess that’s the pitch for the Bulletproof Whisky Glass? It’s your standard whisky glass, but with an honest-to-goodness genuine 0.308 calibre bullet stuck in the side to make it look like it’s passing through. It doesn’t though, so the bullet doesn’t actually touch the whisky at any point during the process. That may come as a disappointment, depending on your perspective.

The bullet is free of lead and gunpowder, though, just in case. I’m not sure how they got the bullet in there so firmly, but apparently it won’t come loose if you put the glass in the dishwasher, either.

If you want this most grizzled of whisky glasses, you can get one from Firebox for $25.59. A bit expensive, but I guess you’ll just have to bite the bullet on this one. After all, is there really too high a price to pay for booze and bullets?