This Guy Made Up a Bunch of Food Type Pokémon, and They’re Kinda Believable

Look, Pokémon has always been absurdist theater. There is a Pokémon that is a bunch of magnets stuck together. There is a Pokémon that is a key ring. There is a Pokémon that is literally just some eggs laying on the ground. Point is, you can make up just about any Pokémon, and we would not doubt Game Freak’s ability to make a real Pokémon as ridiculous, or more so.

That goes for these food Pokémon, too! Chris Gerringer created a bunch of them, leaving us entertained and wondering what food attacks would be super effective against! Have your fill of the faux Pokes, and if you like them, be sure to follow Gerringer on Instagram, too.

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The evolutions just being more layers added to the bunny burger seems very Pokémon.

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Pretty sure sticky-type attacks would be super effective against everything!

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Took us longer than it should have to realize this is just Chester Cheeto as a Pokémon.

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I love how the final evolution, the dog-Big Gulp hybrid, has two straws.

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If these three aren’t called Guakitty, Cattaco, and Purrito, I’m going to be very disappointed.

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Looks like we’ve gotten to the appetizer Pokémon! In Pokémon Go, these should only show up at TGI Fridays and Applebee’s.

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It’s a crab that is also a pie. This wouldn’t even make the top 20 weirdest Pokémon.

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Speaking of Pokémon Go, looks like this would be a Starbucks exclusive!

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Forget Walrein, we’re all about Walcane!

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I don’t know how I feel about ketchup disappearing from the more evolved form of French fries.

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Sundae bird here isn’t any weirder than a set of floating conjoined ice cream cones, which is a real Pokémon!

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Can’t help but feel these guys were inspired by the legendary New York City subway pizza rat.

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Pretzquirrel. This one is probably the easiest one to name.

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The spiciest Pokémon of all.

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They are egg-themed Pokémon, and they are all much better Exeggcute.

Need some more Pokémon art in your life? Here’s what the real Pokes would look like as people!

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