Brutally Hysterical Reactions To Blake Shelton Being Crowned Sexiest Man Alive

Did you hear that People Magazine just crowned Blake Shelton the Sexiest Man Alive? How do you feel about that? The internet is losing its shit, because, well, everyone can think of a sexier man alive. Not to mention, Blake has a track record of racism and homophobia (which is NOT sexy, NOT ok, and completely unfathomable that people even still hold such disgusting opinions).

Instagram: @blakeshelton

Also, we’re all up in arms because Idris Elba actually won by popular vote, and we can’t understand why they picked Blake. We’re clearly going to need to get a petition going to revoke his title, but in the meantime read on for some brutally hysterical reactions to Blake Shelton being crowned Sexiest Man Alive (because he deserves us all laughing at his expense).

Let’s First Take A Quick Look At Some Of His Most Disgusting Tweets To Get You In The Mood For Laughing At His Expense:

@blakeshelton

@blakeshelton

Ok, Who Died?

@realBigBalls

It’s been a rough year of losing celebs we actually care about, so is that how Blake managed a win?

Waffle House

@kittykaresless

Actually, I think we should have this contest for sexiest man at the waffle house.

Showtime

@dubbedbass

Yeah, he just doesn’t hold a candle to Adam! #teamAdam

What Kind Of A World Are We Living In?!

@angelabelcamino

Is this the Twilight Zone?

Insert Swear Word Here

@flanneldouchery

A totally accurate summation of our feelings.

Somebody Call Putin

@hughhowey

Get Russia on the line, we need to get to the bottom of this!

There Have To Be Sexier Blake Sheltons Out There

@MissPavlichenko

Will the real Blake Shelton please stand up?

Who IS This Publicist?!

@jessica_reedy

This publicist is literally the best at their job.

Commercial Dad

@DeShawnstantine

Now that this has been pointed out to us, we can so see the resemblance.

It’s What’s On The Inside That Counts

@MikeDrucker

Yeah, Blake Isn’t even remotely close to being attractive on the inside.

Take Me To This Mall

@Remy_Anne

I need to see this mall for myself.

At Best

@DanaSchwartzzz

Yeah, this is best case scenario.

It’s An Upset, Alright

@whiskeyriff

We’re with you on this one, Whiskey Riff. It’s definitely one of the biggest upsets in history.

VP

Wow. Burn.

Who do you think would have been a better Sexiest Man Alive? Let us know in the comments below!