Brutally Hysterical Reactions To Blake Shelton Being Crowned Sexiest Man Alive

Did you hear that People Magazine just crowned Blake Shelton the Sexiest Man Alive? How do you feel about that? The internet is losing its shit, because, well, everyone can think of a sexier man alive. Not to mention, Blake has a track record of racism and homophobia (which is NOT sexy, NOT ok, and completely unfathomable that people even still hold such disgusting opinions).

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Also, we’re all up in arms because Idris Elba actually won by popular vote, and we can’t understand why they picked Blake. We’re clearly going to need to get a petition going to revoke his title, but in the meantime read on for some brutally hysterical reactions to Blake Shelton being crowned Sexiest Man Alive (because he deserves us all laughing at his expense).

Let’s First Take A Quick Look At Some Of His Most Disgusting Tweets To Get You In The Mood For Laughing At His Expense:



Ok, Who Died?


It’s been a rough year of losing celebs we actually care about, so is that how Blake managed a win?

Waffle House


Actually, I think we should have this contest for sexiest man at the waffle house.



Yeah, he just doesn’t hold a candle to Adam! #teamAdam

What Kind Of A World Are We Living In?!


Is this the Twilight Zone?

Insert Swear Word Here


A totally accurate summation of our feelings.

Somebody Call Putin


Get Russia on the line, we need to get to the bottom of this!

There Have To Be Sexier Blake Sheltons Out There


Will the real Blake Shelton please stand up?

Who IS This Publicist?!


This publicist is literally the best at their job.

Commercial Dad


Now that this has been pointed out to us, we can so see the resemblance.

It’s What’s On The Inside That Counts


Yeah, Blake Isn’t even remotely close to being attractive on the inside.

Take Me To This Mall


I need to see this mall for myself.

At Best


Yeah, this is best case scenario.

It’s An Upset, Alright


We’re with you on this one, Whiskey Riff. It’s definitely one of the biggest upsets in history.


Wow. Burn.

Who do you think would have been a better Sexiest Man Alive? Let us know in the comments below!