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Tyfanee explained in her post that when Prancer arrived at her house, he had on a cashmere sweater and his former owner included a bacon egg and cheese sandwich in his crate to go along with him.
An elderly woman used to own Prancer and she did pretty much treat him like a human, thus the bacon egg, and cheese.
“There’s not a very big market for neurotic, man-hating, animal-hating, children-hating dogs that look like gremlins,” Tyfanee admitted in her explanation of Prancer.
Facebook; pictured above Prancer enjoys the great outdoors
“I am convinced at this point he is not a real dog, but more like a vessel for a traumatized Victorian child that now haunts our home,” Tyfanee added.
She also pointed out that Prancer only likes women, so anyone with children, men, or other animals in the house wouldn’t be a good fit for him at all.
“So what are his good traits? He is loyal beyond belief, although to tell you a secret his complex is really just a facade for his fear,” Tyfanee continued.
“If someone tried to kill you I can guarantee he would run away screeching. But as far as companionship, you will never be alone again.”
“He likes to go for car rides, he is housebroken, he knows a few basic commands, he is quiet and non-destructive when left alone at home, and even though we call him bologna face he is kind of cute to look at.”
Facebook; pictured above Prancer shows off just how cute he is
“He also “smiles” when he is excited. His ideal home would be with a single woman, a mother, and daughter, or a lesbian couple.”
“You can’t live in an apartment or a condo unless you want him to ankle bite your neighbors. We already addressed the men and children situation.”
“If you have people over he would have to be put away like he’s a vacuum. I know finding someone who wants a Chucky doll in a dog’s body is hard, but I have to try.”
You can read Tyfanee’s whole post here.
