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“At the end of this video, I will either be happily in a relationship or miserably heartbroken. Stay tuned,” she told viewers in a tone of voice that mocked the transcontinental accent of old-Hollywood actors and actresses.
Rather, it turned out to be the way in which her relationship came to a halt that seemed to shock Christianna the most. After a comical jump cut, she appears very different from the beginning. She is sitting on the floor: staring off into space, her hair in tatters and her eyes puffy and swollen from crying.
With a very different attitude from her optimism earlier on, she seems distressed by the result– wanting to hide from it all.
“I think I’m just going to become a goat–like an actual goat,” she said in a congested voice as tears rolled down her cheeks. “I’m just going to become a goat and just live in the mountains. And I’m going to be a lesbian goat too–I won’t even be a straight goat.”
In a duet with her own post, Christianna is clearly laughing after the fact at her breakup video, captioning it, “Don’t take life so seriously. I literally kept that video because I knew one day I’d laugh.”
Though laughter may now be her response, her initial reaction was a far cry from that. Breakups can be hard to deal with and unexpected at times. But just remember this one lesson: if you’re going to break up, film it and put it on TikTok because we all want to see it too.
You can watch Christianna’s video here.
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