Jason has also peed in front of his family on hikes and road trips– even if there are toilets readily available nearby.
Why exactly her fiancé’s cousin chooses to humiliate himself and gross everyone out on the regular has never been exactly confirmed. But according to her, Jason seems to just enjoy the (negative) attention.
“I think he genuinely likes it when people say stuff like, ‘Ew, Jason, gross,’ or ‘Why can’t you do that inside?'” she said.
“It really feels like he loves the reaction he gets pissing in front of people. That’s really the only reason that I can think of for why this grown man chooses to pee like a dog.”
Anyway, why Jason chooses to release his bladder at the most inappropriate times is not really the problem here. Instead, the real issue is that she just does not want Jason there to piss all over her big day.
And honestly, she believes that her venue choice would be too enticing for Jason to resist. I mean, the ceremony and reception will be outdoors for the majority of the time.
So, knowing Jason’s track record, it’s not too far off to assume he might tinkle beside the aisle or make a stream scene during her vows.
On top of that, she revealed how, deep down, she actually thinks that Jason would want to pee at her wedding just to prompt a reaction from her family.
If he ever did that, though, she admitted that she would drop her bouquet and rip his you-know-what right off on the spot.
But, of course, that sort of violence is not what she wants her wedding to come to. So, she decided to just tell her fiancé that Jason could not be invited to the event at all.
However, her fiancé really wants Jason at the wedding– and believes that a man-to-man conversation is all it will take to curb his weird behavior.