Martha Stewart Hilariously Reveals She Is Waiting For Her Friends To “Just Die” So She Can Take Their Husbands
Even at now eighty years old, Martha Stewart never fails to make the internet do a double-take.
From hilarious moments with Snoop Dogg to the endless “Martha Stewart memes” that circulate the web, the businesswoman worth over four hundred million dollars continues to make fans laugh.
Most recently, Martha sat down with comedian Chelsea Handler as a guest star on the podcast Dear Chelsea.
The pair discussed love, loss, advice, and dating at the age of eighty on the new episode entitled “TMI with Martha Stewart.”
Martha shared how finding a partner at her age can be difficult. Nonetheless, she revealed how she was bitten by the love bug just this past month. And not once, but twice.
“I had two mad crushes in the last month, which is really good for me,” Martha said.
But, there was one problem– they’re taken.
“It turns out that, you know, one of them is married to the mother of some friends of mine. He’s just so attractive,” Martha vented.
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Chelsea then joked about not being a home wrecker, to which Martha agreed. After all, most of the men she meets are actually the husbands or partners of friends.
“I have had the opportunity to be a home wrecker, but I have not taken anybody up on it. That’s really where I meet men– they are all married to friends of mine or something like that,” Martha explained.
At this point, the conversation took a hilarious turn. Chelsea described how, at Martha’s age, it might be extra tempting to “take someone up on it” because you want to believe that their relationship is temporary.
To this, Martha shockingly said, “Or maybe they’ll die. I always think, ‘Oh gosh, couldn’t that person just die?”
Chelsea was taken aback and asked, “The wife?”
“Yes! Not painfully. Just die… But it has not worked out yet,” Martha said.
Well, at least the icon is honest. And if you are friends with Martha Stewart, watch out. She might be waiting for you to kick the bucket just to steal your man.
To listen to the entire Dear Chelsea podcast episode, you can visit the link here.
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