Her Husband Always Eats Just The Middle Of Her Banana Bread And Leaves Her With The Edges, So She Cut Him Off Until He Learns To Cut Normal Slices
Whenever this twenty-nine-year-old woman realizes she has some bananas that are close to going bad, she does what many people do: she uses them to make banana bread.
“And I make really, really good banana bread,” she said.
Unfortunately, though, she has a thirty-one-year-old husband who constantly ruins her banana bread creations.
For context, her husband has this strange complex about eating any baked good that has an edge on it.
So, he always takes a knife and cuts out the middle of whatever sweet he is eating– whether that is to take the middle piece of a brownie or the middle slice of cake.
In turn, whenever she finally gets to take her freshly baked banana bread out of the oven and sets it on the counter to cool, her husband will swoop in and cut out a one to two-inch chunk from the middle, all for himself.
Even though he refuses to touch any part of the bread, though, she doesn’t really mind eating just the ends.
But at the same time, she literally never gets to eat the center– which is honestly her favorite part.
This whole ordeal gets even worse, though, because after her husband cuts out the middle portion, it causes the entire rest of the loaf to dry out within one single day.
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So, she is left trying to eat the thing alone because her husband will not even touch the remains of his banana bread pillage.
“And keep in mind, I am the one doing all the work to make this bread, as well as all the cleanup,” she noted.
So, she obviously began asking her husband not to destroy the banana bread for her sake. But after it became clear that he really did not care– and kept doing it anyway– she decided to take matters into her own hands.
The next time that she made banana bread and her husband asked if it was done baking, she informed him that he was not allowed to have any of the sweet treats unless he started cutting from the end “like a civilized person.”
“I have been living with his banana bread shenanigans for years, and I’ve had enough,” she vented.
According to her, though, her husband thought that her request was ridiculous. So, she was left wondering whether or not cutting her husband off from the banana bread unless he sliced it normally was a jerky thing to do or not. Then, she even turned to Reddit to get other people’s perspectives on their extremely unique situation. And the online community wholeheartedly agreed that she was in the right and her husband was the one acting like a jerk.
Plus, some people even left their suggestions on how to get revenge and stop her husband from literally cutting corners.
“Make the banana bread in a Bundt cake mold. All edge pieces and no end pieces!” commented one user.
“Get one of those brownie “all edge pieces” pans and make a batch that is all ends,” wrote another user. How evil and genius at the same time.
What do you think about all of the evil suggestions? Would you be annoyed at your husband if you were in her shoes? Does her husband deserve to be cut off from the banana bread or not? How would you handle this situation?
You can read the original post on Reddit here.
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