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The best way to grasp this is to listen to her videos, but even the things that she says conform to this, like in a video about WASP moms ordering pizza over the phone.
“I would like one large cheese pizza, and I would like some extra chili flakes,” she said with a patronizing tone and fake laugh. “I asked for that last time; I didn’t get it–I was really dissatisfied–so if you’d remember that this time, that’d be great.”
In many of her videos, WASP Cheryl appears to have a problem that she is complaining about. She always gets mad and starts arguing with staff.
“I’m sitting outside with my daughter, and there is a dog outside,” she said in a video about WASPs at Starbucks. “And it’s just barking at us, and I feel unsafe.”
This video is a great depiction of WASP moms in public, especially when she starts getting annoyed after asking for unreasonable requests.
“I was wondering if you could just remove the dog?” Caitlin said as Cheryl. “The owner is outside with the dog, I just–I want the dog removed. I don’t think dogs should be where coffee is.”
But she quickly escalates into an obtrusive customer and the epitome of the WASP mom.
“Okay, well, if there’s a manager that I can speak with because I am here as a patron of Starbucks, and I’m asking you as a customer to do something, and I don’t think you’re doing that for me, okay?” she said.
Many of us have probably encountered a WASP in our lives, but in case you are still wondering what it’s like, Caitlin’s videos are the best place to start– and maybe also the best place to learn how not to be a WASP mom yourself.
Watch the two videos mentioned here and here. Check out the rest of her WASP mom videos on her page.
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