“Mine was shook to find out pickles are cucumbers.”
“My ex asked how I serenade the meat…I was like, what are you going to do, sing to it? He meant marinade…”
Others were confused about how laundry worked and appeared not to understand the concept of freezers.
“Mine once asked if the clothes in the dryer were clean.”
“Mine once called to ask where I put the frozen pizza for their dinner.”
Another needs to work on his math skills.
“Mine once asked if our two oldest kids were eight months apart…”