Katharina Buczek
“The groom was so wasted even before the ceremony that he was blackout by the time of the reception. During the first dance, he kept his hands in his cargo pant khakis the entire time and ate dinner sitting on the floor in the corner of the hall while the bride sat at the head table alone.”
“Then, about two hours in, the groom randomly left and slept at their house while the bride stayed in the newlywed suite by herself. They are now separated, as you may have assumed by this point.”
The Groom Was Exposed
“This one’s a twofer! The bride’s best friend– the maid of honor– used the wedding to announce that she was pregnant with the groom’s child.”
“Cut to the divorce after two and a half years of trying to ‘make it work,’ and the groom got married to the previous maid of honor. But, then the now ex-wife has announced that she is pregnant with the groom’s child!”
Driveways And Dog Poop
“A coworker of mine got married in her driveway. On the invitation, it said that everyone had to wear the color purple, and they served KFC with hostess cupcakes for dessert.”
“The music was a boom box playing the local light rock station. The worst part was that she let her dogs crap all over the driveway during the reception and no one ever picked up the poop.”
“We all just weirdly hopped around the driveway in our variety of purple hues.”
