Katharina Buczek
“We later found out the cops showed up and arrested the groom and his best man once the farmer they stole from realized his prized pig was missing. The groom tried to fight the cops and got tased. He made it easy for them by already being shirtless.”
A Bad Beach Wedding
“The wedding was on the beach behind Hooters. The officiant stood next to a trash bin. Then, as if it was planned, the trash collector pulled up during the vows.”
“Did he wait to change the bag? Absolutely not.”
“Children at the wedding swarmed the couple like the flies around the trash can just after the kiss– stepping all over her dress. She bent over to adjust her sandal, and a pack of Marlboro Reds fell out of the bust along with her right boob.”
“It felt like we were rubbernecking instead of witnessing a marriage.”
A Wasted Wedding Party
“The ceremony was comprised of the immediate family followed by a reception with all guests in a relatively nice hotel banquet hall.”
“An hour into the reception, the open bar was completely closed because multiple guests were throwing up in the bathroom sinks and causing them to flood.”
