This Grandma Went ViralOn TikTok For Making It Clear What She Wants The Rules At Her Funeral To Be
This 92-year-old TikTok star, who goes by Grandma_droniak, has the internet cracking up with her sweet yet to-the-point videos.
One video has an impressive 30.2 million views and lists the “rules” for her funeral whenever that ends up happening.
She captioned the video, “it won’t be any time soon but don’t forget it.”
Her first rule for the funeral is hilariously counterintuitive for the solemn occasion. This grandma told her viewers, “You could cry but don’t cry too much. Don’t make a fool of yourself.”
The following rule was equally as blunt, and its specificity made it even funnier and more relatable for millions of folks on the internet.
“Bertha is not invited! Don’t let her in.” Maybe Grandma Droniak should be able to make her own funeral guest list since it may be more than just Bertha who could potentially ruin the mood.
The next rule was, “you better get drunk afterward. Take a shot for me!” Grandma Droniak is evidently trying to turn her funeral into a rager; hopefully, attendees can respect her wishes, celebrating her life while partying on in her absence.
Besides her hilarious funeral rules, Grandma Droniak has other funny videos that have gotten the internet’s attention.
TikTok; pictured above is Grandma Droniak explaining her funeral rules
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One video with 1.4 million views is super relatable. She says, “this is what I do all day,” followed by silence. Then she clarifies, “I don’t do nothing all day!”
Another one of her most popular videos is “Green flags for a guy,” which has 1.2 million views.
Again, the creator dolled out some solid dating advice, telling viewers, “he’s got to floss every single day. I don’t want to kiss him with dirty teeth,” confirming that lousy hygiene is an absolute turn-off.
Her next rule? “He’s gotta have a cat or a dog.” This makes sense since it’s less likely that he’s a psychopath if he loves animals.
Then she told viewers that she’s not splitting the bill on any trips to the bar with a potential beau. “He’s gotta pay for all the drinks. I will never pay.”
And last but certainly not least, she told viewers that a little bit of flattery goes a long way in confirming that a guy passes her test with flying colors.
“Every morning, he’s gotta tell me I look pretty. It’s nice to be reminded.” She also added a bit of a joke rule, saying, “he’s gotta shut up when I tell him to shut up.”
Grandma Droniak is clearly a woman who knows what she deserves!
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