When it comes to dating apps, you never really know what you’re getting until you show up for a face-to-face meeting. A TikTok user who goes by the handle @checkpleaseasap recently went on a date with a gorgeous girl who used to be a model.
At first, she seemed to be quite the catch, but as the night wore on, things went from cute and quirky to alarming and disturbing.
Her profile picture on the dating site was of her wearing a cast, which makes for a good conversation starter. When he asked her how she broke her foot, she said that she had tried to hop the fence at work because she didn’t want to go all the way around.
He laughed it off, chalking it up to her being a go-getter. After all, who hasn’t done something impulsive on a busy day?
Then, she mentioned that she had gotten a new job because she had been fired from the last one. The reason? Her sales manager asked her when she was getting her chest enhancement done, and she punched him in the face.
While he pointed out that filing a complaint with the human resources department would’ve been a more appropriate move, he couldn’t help but respect the fact that she could clearly stand up for herself.
So far, she was shaping up to be a very bold person.
Later in the date, she told him that she only wore black. Lots of people love the all-black aesthetic, so this was not unusual, but after she brought up one of her hobbies, he started to get some possible witchy vibes.
Toward the end of the date, she revealed that she collects roadkill. Whenever she finds a dead animal on the side of the road, she takes it home and buries it in her garden as a natural fertilizer.
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Apparently, her last “project” was a goose. After burying it in her garden, she felt like “the bones needed wind between them,” so she dug up the dead goose and turned its bones into wind chimes.
“If I go missing, check the garden, and if it’s not the garden, check the wind chimes,” he said. “But I knew that was my cue. I had to get out of there. Check, please.”
Several people in the comments section shared their thoughts on his latest dating adventure.
“Sir, I think she was trying to scare you off. What better way to get a guy to leave you alone? I’ve been known to tell a tall tale to have someone never call me again,” commented one person.
“Sounds like she’s a little rough around the edges. Just goes to show that looks are important, but definitely aren’t a true reflection of the actual person,” declared another.
“Just so you know…there’s an old saying: the hotter they are, the crazier they are,” added a third.
By Emily Chan
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