Chip Chick
“Don’t you just hate it when you announce a group happy hour and the group shows up? How inconsiderate!”
“Yep, just the type to spike your drink. Sorry to be so wary, general, and pessimistic but this guy has trouble almost tattooed across his forehead.”
“His response makes it look like you were right. Otherwise, he should have thanked you for inviting everyone else. You dodged a bullet.”
“…A guy once invited me on a camping trip. Told me it was going to be him and a ton of other people, huge group.”
“I wouldn’t be able to drive out there with him, since he was going early to reserve all the campsites. so I figured since I was driving out there separately, I’d reserve 2 spots myself and invite a few friends since I wouldn’t know anyone else.”
“When we showed up it was literally just him and he was clearly very shocked to see the other people and was very awkward the whole night.”
“Still get teased by my friends about the time I invited them to my murder.”
