“Dear Intern: My first day on a job, I was in an elevator when a nice-looking man smiled and said, “Your face belongs on a cathedral.”
“Without missing a beat, I replied, “If comparing me to a gargoyle is the best pick-up line you’ve got, it needs work.”
“Yep, the CEO.”
“Dear Intern, I once didn’t recognize then-VP George HW Bush and almost didn’t let him into a meeting…in the Cabinet Room. Of The White House. Where he worked.”
“He was actually as gracious as HBO Max Help appears to be being…you’ll be fine.”