Chip Chick
“It’s not yours, it’s your mom’s to deal with. She’s given her answer on the matter, so it’s closed.”
“If they’re so offended by the accurate description, then perhaps they should go buy a park bench at a park and dedicate it to him how they want to dedicate it to him and go there to “visit” him…this is so not your problem at all.”
“The truth is etched in stone. Take your mom out for a nice meal.”
“I live near a cemetery, and a few headstones have things that catch your attention (though I haven’t seen any reference adultery). One says “I told you I was sick”.”
“I went to the cemetery with my mom the other time, and there was a really long text on a gravestone, so I started reading it and I can’t remember all of it, but it said something like: “You were never there for us in life.”
“You didn’t love any of us. You were a mean, bitter person and we hope this title will follow you into the afterlife.”
“It cracks me up that they even allow for these things to be written on gravestones! Like, it’s hilarious, but I’m surprised there’s no law against it.”
