She Went On A Date With A Guy Who Knocked Back 8 Drinks Within 2 Hours, And Things Only Got More Weird From There

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A woman on TikTok has a hilarious dating story to share that she just can’t stop thinking about. Stephanie Cowan (@theblondewiththesmile) is a photographer, content creator, and business owner who went on a first date with a guy she met on the Hinge app.

Within a two-hour time period, he proceeded to knock back a total of eight drinks.

By his seventh drink, Stephanie was only on her second, and she had no plans to get anywhere near his number of drinks, especially on a Tuesday.

Stephanie explains how she went to the bathroom with the hope that when she came back, the drinks would start wrapping up.

But to her dismay, her date had ordered an eighth drink! By the eighth drink, things only got weirder.

He began giving her compliments about how attractive she was and how impressive it was that she had her own company, which was like music to her ears.

Chalk it up to a drunken state of mind, but his next compliments, if you could even call them that, were totally out of left field.

“You clearly came from a middle-class family. And you went to a state school, like me!” Stephanie repeats mid-laugh.

If anyone knows what coming from a middle-class family has to do with anything, we’d like some clarification.

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Stephanie had ridden her bike to the date spot, and as they were getting ready to leave, her date expressed some concern about her ability to get home safely after having alcoholic drinks, which is ironic coming from someone who just consumed eight of them.

Stephanie, asserting her capability, responded with, “I’m not drunk! You are!”

Several people had a lot to say in the comments section.

“He can only consume liquids in sets of 8,” joked one user.

“Red flag on the alcoholic with Googling skills,” commented another.

Unfortunately for this guy, Stephanie confirmed that there would be no second date.

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