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“I said fine, and I selected Requiem for a Dream because it’s the most depressing movie ever made, so I figured he wouldn’t last through the whole thing. But I figured wrong,” stated Jeneva.
At one point, he asked if he could lie down and rest his head on her lap. Jeneva picked up her cat, set the cat in her lap, and proceeded to tell him no.
After the movie ended, Jeneva walked him to the door, even though it was only about six feet away since she lived in a studio apartment.
At the door, he wanted to kiss her, but Jeneva declined his request. Then, he asked if she would allow him to kiss her forehead. Jeneva agreed, thinking it would just be a light, sweet peck.
Instead, he made out with her forehead for about fifteen seconds before pulling away. When he finished, he told her that he had a really great time and would call her later.
“And then he finally left. All I had to show for that date was negative eight dollars and a forehead covered in saliva,” concluded Jeneva.
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