TikToker Morgan (@morgcrisp) is describing the most uncomfortable date she’s ever been on. She met him on a dating app and didn’t realize that he was allegedly famous until after she had agreed to go on a date with him. He was a singer and had just under two million followers on social media.
So, he texted her: “Let’s get Thai food in Venice on Friday. Meet me here at 7:30.” No question marks were present in his message. She thought it was super demanding and bossy of him.
On the day of the date, he decided that he wanted to get sushi instead and again told her to meet him at 7:30. There was no discussion about it. He never asked about her preferences.
She showed up at 7:40 in full glam for their first date. He was wearing sweatpants with an elastic waistband. He asked her what she wanted, and she ended up ordering two rolls on the little order sheet. He insisted that she order more because that wasn’t enough.
Then, he flagged the server down and ordered everything for them. The server knew his entire order by heart. He also had everything customized.
Afterward, they finally started getting to know each other. He asked her questions, but every time she tried to answer a question, he would interrupt her to talk about himself.
When they got onto the topic of drinking, he told her that he didn’t drink at all because he was a recovering drug addict. He started talking about his dead grandma and that he had been drinking cough syrup every night to fall asleep.
He moved on to talking about how he hated social media and was surprised that Morgan hadn’t looked him up before their date.
“And then, this man, in the middle of this quiet little sushi restaurant, says the word dong loudly,” said Morgan. “Like, oh, you didn’t stalk me on social media and go look at my OnlyFans and look at my dong before our date?”
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Morgan wanted to evaporate into thin air. Meanwhile, he was eating sushi with his bare hands the whole time. He flagged down the server while Morgan was still actively eating her sushi and asked for the check.
They went outside, and he was adamant about taking her home. Morgan figured that she had survived the date, so she would be able to survive an eight-minute car ride.
In the car, he laughed hysterically at every joke he made. He thought he was the funniest person and should do stand-up comedy for a living.
When they arrived at her apartment, she thanked him for dinner and quickly left. He dropped her back off at 8:29, so the date lasted less than an hour.
She looked him up and saw that the internet had quite a few opinions about him. She hasn’t heard from him since and immediately deleted the dating app once she got home.
By Emily Chan
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