“Maybe she’ll learn something from it (no she won’t).”
“…You ditched her without saying anything! You should have paid, walk back to the table and tell her “Look, I really enjoyed you from a distance, but now that you are closer, I’m not enjoying you that much! By the way, I’m Indian! The food is paid, you can get yourself home!”. And you should have told her loud enough so that at least the tables around would listen.”
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