She Went To A Guy’s House For Their First Date, And He Spit Meatball Chunks Everywhere While Laughing At A Movie They Watched
Once you’ve gotten the ick from someone, there’s almost no way they can redeem themselves. If you try to push through it to continue dating that person and ignore the nagging feeling in your chest, the ick only becomes stronger.
TikToker @badyogasociety is talking about how she went on two dates with a guy who gave her ick after ick, which basically added up to an infinite number of them. The icks just wouldn’t stop coming. It’s a wonder that he was able to land a second date with her.
So, about five or six years ago, she went to a guy’s house for their first date. When she arrived, she got the sense that he was still living in his parents’ house.
As she walked inside, she saw that the whole place was filled with smoke because he was doing meal prep and cooking chicken meatballs.
Even though he knew she was a chef, he started explaining how to cook the meatballs and said that his secret ingredient was salt. He also tried to force her to taste one.
Then, he grabbed the bowl of meatballs, sat down on the couch, turned on the movie Shrek, and proceeded to eat all the meatballs.
Throughout the movie, he kept cracking up at the character Donkey’s antics. He would burst into laughter, spitting out chunks of meatball everywhere.
He also would consistently pause mid-sentence because he couldn’t remember what he was saying, so it was pretty much impossible to hold a decent conversation with him.
At one point, he told her a story about how he had ties to the Australian mafia, so he had seen some crazy things in his life.
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Additionally, he mentioned that he had never been in a relationship because the girl he was in love with passed away before he could confess his feelings to her. And all the while, he was still laughing at Donkey and spewing out bits of meatball.
Suddenly, he asked her if she had ever tried frozen “red frogs,” which are a type of candy in Australia. He arose from the couch to grab the frozen sweets and insisted that she eat one, claiming that it would change her life. But to her, it was just a cold, basic red frog.
Then, he told her they couldn’t hook up because it was getting late, and once he started, he could go all night long. He proudly stated that they (whoever “they” might be) called him the “two-inch punisher.”
He had offered to make her tea but needed to go to his mom’s area of the house to get a kettle, so she decided it was time to make her exit. As he walked her to her car, he leaned in for a kiss, which tasted like meatballs and candy.
Later, he texted her, apologizing for the awkward first date and explaining that he was just really anxious. He suggested they meet up again on Friday night, to which she agreed.
For their second date, they planned to meet at a bar. She got there first and patiently waited for him to arrive. Eventually, she struck up a conversation with the people nearby to pass the time since she had been waiting for a while already.
Two hours went by before he finally made an appearance. He also showed up wasted and reeking of cigar smoke, telling her that he had been at a club. She informed him that she would not be hanging around any longer and left.
Would you have gone on a second date with this guy?
https://www.tiktok.com/@badyogasociety/video/7261246906255396114?_r=1&_t=8eRplYpTibz
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