Who doesn’t love literally every show on HGTV? I’ll bet nobody you actually know.
Sorry for not appreciating you in my younger years, HGTV. Now I can’t get enough of you!
Read on for some HGTV real talk that I bet you can relate to.
Sorry, Brenda
We know what’s best for you Brenda. You get this house!
Paint Problems
There is a special place in hell for you guys. Haven’t you heard of re-painting?! Guys, I’m sure HGTV even makes DIY videos on how to do this!
1.2 Million
What do you mean you don’t have a million dollars from being an artisanal pencil sharpener while your spouse vajazzles Labradoodles?
It’s Too Small
What did you people expect?! It’s a tiny house! There isn’t going to be much space.