She Won’t Invite Her Fiancé’s Cousin To Her Wedding Because He Constantly Pees In Public
This thirty-one-year-old woman is currently engaged and has been dealing with all of the exciting and stressful parts of wedding planning.
Don’t get me wrong, though– she is not planning an extravagant event with a million moving parts. Instead, she and her fiancé are looking forward to having a small wedding with only about twenty people.
But, while the guest list has been pretty easy to draw up– including mostly just her immediate family and closest friends– she and her fiancé have been feuding about one specific attendee.
For context, her fiancé has a thirty-year-old cousin named Jason, who he used to live in a townhouse with. And during that time, Jason apparently revealed his seriously unsanitary excretory habits.
More specifically, Jason would pee wherever and whenever– no matter who was there.
In fact, while her fiancé lived in the townhouse, he caught Jason peeing in the bathtub, the kitchen sink, the backyard, and through a window that still had the screen in. Yuck!
Plus, Jason was even recorded on security cameras while peeing down the driveway.
Still, though, that is not even the worst of Jason’s pee habits– because, apparently, he has no shame sharing his stream with the world.
“Jason’s family has told me about a time they were eating lunch on a dock, and Jason peed off the edge of the dock into the lake while the family was sitting maybe ten feet away,” she revealed.
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Jason has also peed in front of his family on hikes and road trips– even if there are toilets readily available nearby.
Why exactly her fiancé’s cousin chooses to humiliate himself and gross everyone out on the regular has never been exactly confirmed. But according to her, Jason seems to just enjoy the (negative) attention.
“I think he genuinely likes it when people say stuff like, ‘Ew, Jason, gross,’ or ‘Why can’t you do that inside?'” she said.
“It really feels like he loves the reaction he gets pissing in front of people. That’s really the only reason that I can think of for why this grown man chooses to pee like a dog.”
Anyway, why Jason chooses to release his bladder at the most inappropriate times is not really the problem here. Instead, the real issue is that she just does not want Jason there to piss all over her big day.
And honestly, she believes that her venue choice would be too enticing for Jason to resist. I mean, the ceremony and reception will be outdoors for the majority of the time.
So, knowing Jason’s track record, it’s not too far off to assume he might tinkle beside the aisle or make a stream scene during her vows.
On top of that, she revealed how, deep down, she actually thinks that Jason would want to pee at her wedding just to prompt a reaction from her family.
If he ever did that, though, she admitted that she would drop her bouquet and rip his you-know-what right off on the spot.
But, of course, that sort of violence is not what she wants her wedding to come to. So, she decided to just tell her fiancé that Jason could not be invited to the event at all.
However, her fiancé really wants Jason at the wedding– and believes that a man-to-man conversation is all it will take to curb his weird behavior.
“My fiancé thinks if he asks Jason, he won’t pee outside– even though his family has asked him before, and he did it anyways. So I just don’t trust him,” she explained.
And let’s be real: I definitely would not trust Jason, either.
Regardless, though, her future mother-in-law ended up finding out that she did not want Jason to be invited.
So now, her fiancé’s family is giving her a hard time and urging her to reconsider extending an invitation to Jason. But she just cannot stop thinking about Jason peeing at her wedding and is wondering if refusing to invite him would make her a jerk.
Why do you think a thirty-year-old man enjoys peeing everywhere but a toilet so much? If you were her, would you be stressed about him peeing at your wedding, too? How would you handle this bizarre situation?
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