Location Earth Dog Tags Help You Return Home if Abducted by Aliens

There are a lot of things to worry about in life, and with a Location Earth Dog Tag – you’ll have one less to worry about. In particular, you wont have to worry about what will happen to you if abducted by aliens. If that should happen, this nifty dog tag will help point an alien pilot back to your home – Earth. The dog tag uses the mathematical location of Earth in relation to several important pulsars on a diagram. So it won’t matter whether a Cylon or a Klingon abducts you, both will be able to figure out where to return you, once they realize just how annoying you are. This must have been what Mulder was wearing when he returned home in Season 8. But perhaps, the best part is their money back guarantee. “Should you ever be abducted by aliens while wearing Location Earth Dog Tags and not returned safely to Earth, you will be entitles to a full refund of the purchase price.” Each dog tag retails for $12.99.