Mitt Romney doesn’t know many things. As we found out some years back, one of those many things he doesn’t know is air pressure – specifically, that there is a difference between a dog hanging its head out of a car window and a dog in a kennel strapped to the top of a moving vehicle for the duration of a 650 mile trip.
But, thanks to developers Censault, Romney’s dog will finally have his revenge. The Crate Escape Game: Seamus Unleashed features Romney’s ill-fated Irish setter escaping from captivity from one of many vehicles driven by Romney – car, airplane, submarine, and so on. After busting loose, Seamus will have to dodge obstacles, pick up special items, and score points all without government assistance, because that’s how we do things in America goshdarnit.
Censault is partnering up with the to-the-point people at DogsAgainstRomney.com to market the game, which is expected to be available for iOS devices on August 26th – national dog day. For now, Censault is seeking extra funding on Kickstarter to finish up the game and complete versions for other mobile operating systems.