Instead of Kissing Under the Mistletoe – How About Under the Cameltoe?



cameltoe Instead of Kissing Under the Mistletoe   How About Under the Cameltoe?



An ordinary mistletoe is so boring this time of year. Yeah, yeah we get it. You find yourself under it with someone else (hopefully someone you like) and you have to kiss them. But what happens if you find yourself under a cameltoe? Confused? You should be. Under the Cameltoe is a new app that lets you seize that special moment under a selection of cameltoes on your iPhone. After all, Mistletoe’s are for third graders. What you want to be kissing under is a cameltoe, and apparently the app provides you with a how-to guide on kissing under the cameltoe, and a how to find additional cametoes to kiss under. You still think this app is too hard to believe?

Well it is. Yep, a marketing company called Lean Mean Fighting Machine is behind this ‘fake app’ and we haven’t figured out yet why. However, we do appreciate their sense of humor somewhat, and if they ever plan on making this app a reality, I bet there would be plenty of people downloading it. 

So now that I have disappointed you, let’s move on to a REAL mistletoe app that is equally as frightening.  Mr. Mistletoe Kiss is your wingman under the mistletoe. Just whip this bad boy out of your pocket when you find yourself in that precarious misteltoe situation, or even if you don’t. This portable mistletoe will convince people to pucker up by its witty sayings.  It will even play jingle bells when you shake your iPhone. The downside? If anyone tried to persuade me to kiss them with Mr. Mistletoe, I would run the other way, since he looks a lot like Audrey 2 from Little Shop of Horrors…



mr miseltoe Instead of Kissing Under the Mistletoe   How About Under the Cameltoe?



 

Happy Kissing!