Is your home a wretched hive of scum and villainy? Great! These speakers will fit right in. The Star Wars Darth Vader mp3 Speaker can connect to devices using either a USB connection or an auxiliary jack. They obviously aren’t top of the line, but give these speakers credit – Vader hasn’t produced sounds this clear since he was on fire and hurling verbal abuse at Obi-Wan like a spoiled kid who didn’t get an iPad for Christmas.
If the man in black doesn’t do it for you, the speakers also come in Stormtrooper and Boba Fett varieties (who needs Jedi?). The Star Wars mp3 Speakers will all be available off Entertainment Earth in April 2012, and will sell for about $30. You can put in your pre-orders now, if, you know, these are the speakers you’re looking for (sorry, I had to).